can't sleep, clown will eat me.

i don't know how to sleep properly anymore, because of my bar job. i tend to sleep in until at least 12pm, and stay up until 2am and beyond.

night time is lonely because everybody else goes to sleep. tv isn't even that great at this hour. marc ordered cable a few months ago, and my life has been tv filled ever since. we're even the jerks with the movie channels.

basically i started my life in montreal as somebody that didn't even own a tv, and turned into somebody that has HBO. does the fact that i have the documentary channel balance everything out? no, that will never happen while shows such as "paris hilton's new BFF" exist. and yeah, i've watched it..so what?!?

election

dear america,

don't screw it up!! we know who you've managed to vote for before, choose wisely!

hi

dear blog,

i promise to start writing in you again.

starting...now!

blah blah blah

dear blog,

i would like to go to africa, how can i get there? probably should get a job first. i want to go there to live life, and not that i'm twenty-something-feel-like-i-should-do-something-with-my-life-colonialist-think-we-can-fix-everything way. in reality though, i guess it is that. fuck!


i've also been seeing boston terriers EVERYWHERE. are they on sale?

party

dear blog,

yes i remember you, i've just been busy. i don't really understand how i've been so busy lately, because i don't have a job or go to school anymore. employment insurance is totally rad, and so is nice weather!

if i could spend every day for the rest of my life, watching this:



i could die a happy lady.

doggies and derbies

some of you may already be aware that i have a little dog named ruby. she's a boston terrier, and is feisty as hell. everyday she practices her fighting and karate moves on her little stuffed animals. she's quick, fierce, and has the eye of the tiger.

the other day she was outside in the backyard. some douchebag's pitbull was in the back lane without a leash. the dog came up to ruby, started to pick on her and rough her up a little bit. what does ruby do? at first freezes and shakes on the spot. soon after, she begins to panic and runs away in the opposite direction..further from our apartment.

ruby you have shamed us all with your cowardice.


if you're not busy this weekend you should attend this:




hey montreal, read the hour this week!

drinking

i'm quitting drinking because i'm a total jerk when i'm drunk. not all the time, but every once in a while. i don't like it, so i'm done with it!

day 7....


see you in hell jager

haimster and feldog

they are making a sequel to one of my all time favs. all i have to say is that BOTH corey's better be in it.

have snacks, will travel

i am boston bound this weekend, unless snow prevents me from reaching my destination.


the forecast predicts that montreal will get another 30-35cm of snow. this winter we have had over 300 cm of snow! in response to the large quantity of snow, i have typed in "fuck you snow" into a search engine.

result:



i bought a new cell phone today. still not quite sure how to call people, but i managed to watch tv on it...

i have seen the future!

NYC is fancy

I recently traveled to New York City and found that it was a neat place.

In New York City you have the options of FREE soup or ice cream at the tossed salad bar.



Not one, but numerous flags on your flag pole.




And people to help you out with any kinds of terrorism suspected.





What a place!!

josh brolin was way sweeter when...

he was in movies like thrashin'!

fur sucks, but new york city does not.

what`s with all of the clothes made out of fur? fur sucks, and kind of grosses me out.


on a brighter note, i love new york city! how can a canadian like me move to the states? yeah, you heard me.

anyone up for marriage?

p.s. my clothes from last year feel awfully tight.

douche bagism

I`ve been thinking a lot lately of how I acted like a douchebag around the age 18 - 20 1/2. So if I acted selfish or douchebaggy to you, I am sorry!

Those are the years when you spend a lot of time figuring stuff out.

don herzfeldt is a twisted and hilarious man

secrets

i have a secret. i read perezhilton.com, daily. i have become everything i hate! well at least i'm not a fascist. god damn fascists.
it's not my fault out of control celebrities are so entertaining.

besides, it has probably taught me some important lessons about life. for instance, don't make sex tapes with people that will most likely sell it for millions. as well, wear underwear if i plan on wearing a short dress and getting out of low cars. do not do hard drugs, and go crazy in public. and most importantly, don't drink and drive.

see?!

even more things i like.

traveling

bikes and lowriders, not this one though. a bit tacky!

veggies and cooking. mmmm

i stole all of the above photos off the internet, hah!

the funny thing is that i love traveling, but HATE flying. i'm a bit of a wuss, but have had some sketchy experiences. like this one that involves a fire truck returning from Vegas this summer.

this year i'm going to:

new york
san diego x 2
los angeles
hopefully walking over to mexico!
minneapolis
madison, WI
philly
long island
las vegas
woohoo, party!

can you tell i've been doing nothing the past month, and haven't been drinking? all of these lame and stupid posts!

shopping ho

today i bought this dress (in red and black) for 75% off! i don't really care about name brands, but betsey johnson makes such pretty clothes.

the shopper and non-consumerist in me battle it out on a daily basis. at least i don't buy things at their real price? or i should say the retail price, because most of these clothes cost no more than a couple of bucks to produce...ughh there i go again...

also.

along with snacks, i also like these things:

ruby

marc

derby

snacks.

it's true. i do like snacks!