douche bagism

I`ve been thinking a lot lately of how I acted like a douchebag around the age 18 - 20 1/2. So if I acted selfish or douchebaggy to you, I am sorry!

Those are the years when you spend a lot of time figuring stuff out.

don herzfeldt is a twisted and hilarious man

secrets

i have a secret. i read perezhilton.com, daily. i have become everything i hate! well at least i'm not a fascist. god damn fascists.
it's not my fault out of control celebrities are so entertaining.

besides, it has probably taught me some important lessons about life. for instance, don't make sex tapes with people that will most likely sell it for millions. as well, wear underwear if i plan on wearing a short dress and getting out of low cars. do not do hard drugs, and go crazy in public. and most importantly, don't drink and drive.

see?!

even more things i like.

traveling

bikes and lowriders, not this one though. a bit tacky!

veggies and cooking. mmmm

i stole all of the above photos off the internet, hah!

the funny thing is that i love traveling, but HATE flying. i'm a bit of a wuss, but have had some sketchy experiences. like this one that involves a fire truck returning from Vegas this summer.

this year i'm going to:

new york
san diego x 2
los angeles
hopefully walking over to mexico!
minneapolis
madison, WI
philly
long island
las vegas
woohoo, party!

can you tell i've been doing nothing the past month, and haven't been drinking? all of these lame and stupid posts!

shopping ho

today i bought this dress (in red and black) for 75% off! i don't really care about name brands, but betsey johnson makes such pretty clothes.

the shopper and non-consumerist in me battle it out on a daily basis. at least i don't buy things at their real price? or i should say the retail price, because most of these clothes cost no more than a couple of bucks to produce...ughh there i go again...

also.

along with snacks, i also like these things:

ruby

marc

derby

snacks.

it's true. i do like snacks!