secrets

i have a secret. i read perezhilton.com, daily. i have become everything i hate! well at least i'm not a fascist. god damn fascists.
it's not my fault out of control celebrities are so entertaining.

besides, it has probably taught me some important lessons about life. for instance, don't make sex tapes with people that will most likely sell it for millions. as well, wear underwear if i plan on wearing a short dress and getting out of low cars. do not do hard drugs, and go crazy in public. and most importantly, don't drink and drive.

see?!