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dear blog,

i would like to go to africa, how can i get there? probably should get a job first. i want to go there to live life, and not that i'm twenty-something-feel-like-i-should-do-something-with-my-life-colonialist-think-we-can-fix-everything way. in reality though, i guess it is that. fuck!


i've also been seeing boston terriers EVERYWHERE. are they on sale?

party

dear blog,

yes i remember you, i've just been busy. i don't really understand how i've been so busy lately, because i don't have a job or go to school anymore. employment insurance is totally rad, and so is nice weather!

if i could spend every day for the rest of my life, watching this:



i could die a happy lady.

doggies and derbies

some of you may already be aware that i have a little dog named ruby. she's a boston terrier, and is feisty as hell. everyday she practices her fighting and karate moves on her little stuffed animals. she's quick, fierce, and has the eye of the tiger.

the other day she was outside in the backyard. some douchebag's pitbull was in the back lane without a leash. the dog came up to ruby, started to pick on her and rough her up a little bit. what does ruby do? at first freezes and shakes on the spot. soon after, she begins to panic and runs away in the opposite direction..further from our apartment.

ruby you have shamed us all with your cowardice.


if you're not busy this weekend you should attend this:




hey montreal, read the hour this week!

drinking

i'm quitting drinking because i'm a total jerk when i'm drunk. not all the time, but every once in a while. i don't like it, so i'm done with it!

day 7....


see you in hell jager

haimster and feldog

they are making a sequel to one of my all time favs. all i have to say is that BOTH corey's better be in it.

have snacks, will travel

i am boston bound this weekend, unless snow prevents me from reaching my destination.


the forecast predicts that montreal will get another 30-35cm of snow. this winter we have had over 300 cm of snow! in response to the large quantity of snow, i have typed in "fuck you snow" into a search engine.

result:



i bought a new cell phone today. still not quite sure how to call people, but i managed to watch tv on it...

i have seen the future!

NYC is fancy

I recently traveled to New York City and found that it was a neat place.

In New York City you have the options of FREE soup or ice cream at the tossed salad bar.



Not one, but numerous flags on your flag pole.




And people to help you out with any kinds of terrorism suspected.





What a place!!